What colour is my tummy?
Why is it runny?
I went to find my humans
Tall had similar pooplans
Maybe if I stay close
I can confuse Long’s nose
How could they know I’m covered in it all?
Uh oh, finger pointing from Tall!
He finds it up my arms, on my paws
I’ve made a trail all across the floor
It’s leaking out the litter tray door
I won’t be getting wet food any more.
All of a sudden I’m in with a splash
Something splatters into Tall’s moustache
I’m in a giant water bowl and starting to slip
At least onto Long’s arms I can grip
Why are they howling? I want to get out
What is all this wetness about?
I think I smell of Johnson’s baby shampoo
But it’s nicer than my nervous poo.
