Stinkiest
Tall and Long were doing arts and craft,
While I was ejecting something nuclear out my ass.
Tall had to don a gloves, goggles and a mask,
While Long continued her portrait task.
The craft cupboard door was circulating air,
The fumes were too strong for them to prepare.
The humans are so silly retching and gagging,
I sat and watched with my 90cm tail wagging.
