Today was a strange day. I got my first meal by the food machine when Tall came downstairs to see me this morning but he left really fast. Then about an hour later Long looked like she was a sleepwalking zombie when she came to see me. She was all pale and shivering so I … Read more
I like things that create a lot of noise. My ears are so big, loud noises don’t scare me, I have room for other sounds. Blue Thing with Feather It’s blue and it crinkles and I think it has drugs in it. I only play with it when Tall and Long get it out. I … Read more
Since my last update, a lot has changed. I came back from seeing the ladies who wear latex gloves. Everything was very blurry and very slow for a while. Not sure what has happened but there are now fewer places to lick when I clean myself. I’m starting to thing Tall was trying to tell … Read more
I had dinner early last night, it was so good. The machines shouted something fuzzy at about 5:30pm. It was so good and crunchy on my baby adult teeth. Tall has been looking really guilty recently, it’s suspicious. But I found out this morning that it must be because he was planning on having my … Read more
Hi, I’m Tumble and I like watching The Birds and really loud toys. My goals in life are to be able to communicate with my humans, Tall and Long. Long definitely tastes better than Tall other. But Tall gives me little shavings of rotten cow milk. I currently weigh 4.1kg but next week I will … Read more
