Nooks

Bar stool

I write about bar stool in furniture but it’s such a good nook. I can climb up there and bump my head on the journey up and wobble the whole chair on the journey down and no one sees me. I’m so safe in there until someone pulls the chair out. I like watching the TV from this nook and I like watching the humans. 10/10.

Behind the Kallax furniture

Long doesn’t let me go behind here but I’m too sloppy for her! She will never know what I do behind here… I can rotate a full 180° despite there not being enough room for a slipper back here. no one knows how. I make rusty noises and chomping sounds but am yet to chew the wires. I’m so mischievous. 8/10.

Behind the Sofa

I used to go here when I first got trafficked by Tall and Long. Somehow they always found me. There are wires back there and now this is where I push all my belongings to when I slide them under the sofa. Somehow the back of the sofa is now flush with the wall so I don’t have access to this nook. I won’t give up. I still get to push things off the arm of the sofa down the sides so I can chew them in privacy but I often end up getting soaked by the water gun. I’m way too big to be doing all this too. 7/10.

Under the Bath

I’m so bug it’s not often I fit under something. I have found that the side of the bath often falls over so I can scramble about behind there. It’s all fluffy with cobwebs and I can hide my favourite toys. Tall and Long have often theorised that this is where all their missing items go. I’ll never tell them what I did. But it’s extra fun when I am behind the bath and knock it over while the bathroom door is closed. It means no one can get into the bathroom and I lock them out. Help I have locked myself in! Help! 2/10.

Under the Radiator Cover

I can squeeze under there. I can make my body completely flat and drag it along with my paws. I only go under there to retrieve items I have slid behind it. Usually I have pens and smallish toys kept under the radiator cover. It’s super claustrophobic and Tall and Long often ask me if I am “trying o plug an SD card in”. What?! 2/10.