Bar stool
I like to sit on the barstool when it’s tucked in. No one can see me and I’m high up so I can see everything. I can peep over to see what Tall and Long are eating and they never notice. But when I am on the table, I put my front paws on the back of the barstool and it wobbles so much that I can hardly keep balance. And also I jump from the floor and grip the back of the chair and it falls over loud and dramatically. It’s so humiliating and I have to pretend it was on purpose. 6/10.
Kitchen counter
It’s so high up and Tall And Long do so many interesting things up there. They made a staircase out of tool boxes and bins so I could join them but I always get shot with the water gun when I reach the top. I don’t see why they won’t let me up there, with the huge food selection and all. One time I was walking along the counter while Tall and Long were distracted and I put my paw on a red circle and my hand nearly caught fire! So I flipped out and knocked all the loud metal things onto the floor. I think I blew my cover. I still go up there though when they aren’t looking. I’ve found that I can hide in the cold metal water container if I don’t want to be caught. Hasn’t worked yet. 8/10. M
