Humble Tumble

I never did find out why I was named Tumble. When Tall and Long came back from their Sunday morning abandoning-session, they discussed if I was humble or not. Did they mean Bumble? I hid Bumble so well that he has gone forever. Maybe I am Bumble? You are what you eat. Long said I … Read more

I did an oops

Long was sat in bed doing something I’ve never seen before. I wanted to touch the thing that would burn me but she wouldn’t let me so I watched and got bored very quickly. Why do humans do so much with their hair? I have so much more hair than her but all I do … Read more

Crinkly Toys

I like things that create a lot of noise. My ears are so big, loud noises don’t scare me, I have room for other sounds. Blue Thing with Feather It’s blue and it crinkles and I think it has drugs in it. I only play with it when Tall and Long get it out. I … Read more