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I have learned something interesting about human behaviour. I know that if Tall and Long shout tREEt I can run downstairs to retrieve a tREET. More recently however, they’ve been TRICKING ME. If I hide upstairs at a really inconvenient time, Tall and Long will call me down for a treet. However, I’ve learned this … Read more

I have been HACKED. Meow. What the flip?! I let Little Gargoyle Girl sprint across Tank’s laptop and all of a sudden my blog was HACKED. This is not okay. In other news, Fiddle is my new best friend. I trust her with everything; hygiene, warmth, games and food. Wait no, not food. Meow. I … Read more

meow kekekek meow I run fast and jump high and rip toes off humans! i’m so small and light and agile! MEKEKEK if you stop stroking me I will say mekak. be gentle with me and in return I will reduce the number of foot attacks sometimes I purr at nothing. It’s so loud that … Read more

There’s a biscuit in my cone Just the one on its own I’ve tried with my thumbs But I can’t reach with my tongue Food is stuck in this plastic Just like a carrot on a stick Is it turkey or is it fish? How’d it get here from my dish? A snack trapped in … Read more

I never did find out why I was named Tumble. When Tall and Long came back from their Sunday morning abandoning-session, they discussed if I was humble or not. Did they mean Bumble? I hid Bumble so well that he has gone forever. Maybe I am Bumble? You are what you eat. Long said I … Read more