WARNING

I have been HACKED. Meow. What the flip?! I let Little Gargoyle Girl sprint across Tank’s laptop and all of a sudden my blog was HACKED. This is not okay. In other news, Fiddle is my new best friend. I trust her with everything; hygiene, warmth, games and food. Wait no, not food. Meow. I … Read more

how does this work?

meow kekekek meow I run fast and jump high and rip toes off humans! i’m so small and light and agile! MEKEKEK if you stop stroking me I will say mekak. be gentle with me and in return I will reduce the number of foot attacks sometimes I purr at nothing. It’s so loud that … Read more