What is happening?

Today was a strange day. I got my first meal by the food machine when Tall came downstairs to see me this morning but he left really fast.

Then about an hour later Long looked like she was a sleepwalking zombie when she came to see me. She was all pale and shivering so I thought I’d attack her ankles to make her feel better. She then proceeded to put me in a bag again… apparently I have lost weight! But it makes sense since I’m missing parts of my body now. The nice lady from the vet told me I’d lose my appetite. I wonder when that will happen. It’s been two weeks.

Then I went Bag-Berserk and my pupils went super huge. I wanted to bite everything but Long seemed easiest to access. She didn’t seem like she wanted to talk very much. As a reward for my chaotic behaviour I got an extra snack meal from long, I finished it all!

Then Tall came back for his food which he made himself it looked so so good but I wanted the ham sandwich Long was having instead. I had about 14 sprays from the water gun while I was trying to eat her sandwich, I’m not sure why they keep doing that. I was all soggy so wiped my fur in Long again.

Then Tall left! NOOO. And Long left me to play piano, so I got to do my own thing. It was so nice of her to leave a sandwich out. I started eating it really quietly. I’m sure there’s a reason I wasn’t supposed to be doing this so I stayed quiet for as long as I could. It was a bit yeasty and dry… I don’t even like bread! I had to commit to the crime, I had already eaten so much…Then GEUAHH I gagged once. I was sure she hadn’t heard me over her Christmas carols on piano so I didn’t dare look. Then the music stopped. Long said the word “no” over and over. Can someone tell me what that means? She screeched and threw me away and sprayed me. Weee! At least I got my third meal of the day in, I only left one crust. I can’t wait for dinner tonight!

Update: it’s 9:23PM. I don’t think I’m getting dinner. Maybe they forgot. I know I’ve had one more meal than I usually would but I can’t lose any more weight if I’m to be Gloucester’s biggest cat.